A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
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“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
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“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
Conversation
“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
Get the Crumb Bum mug.Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.
by Sophie Dickson October 10, 2008
Get the Bum nice mug.Bum bike is any sort of bicycle that's been modified with a small internal combustion engine kit to act as crude but effective moped. They are usually unregulated in most areas.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
Hey Jim do you hear that noise ?!
Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen
Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen
Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
by Anton H April 9, 2025
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by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Fernie ski bum mug.by davestehday June 29, 2011
Get the bum sycle mug.A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025
Get the Bum-fuck Nowhere mug.When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!
Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."
"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
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