Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

shugga tits

when a gals tits appear as sweet as shugga to the eye

shugga tits is heater mantieful ya you know who you are sweet thang

by the wise skull January 21, 2011

Bitch-Tits

When literally a girl's tits are bitches...oh you thought this definition was gonna be that easy... well I don't think so.... But, okay. Basically, Bitch-Tits would mean mostly someone who is annoying or won't stop talking or in this case ever start. "SHUTTING THE FUCK UP." But, it can be commonly used for anybody and any gender or what have you. I certainly made this and have used it for quite a while.

"Look at Sharkisha, she's such a pair of Bitch-Tits, like Zayuuuuuummmuuuuhhh."
"Do you ever shut up Bitch-Tits?"
"Just stop with your Bitch-Tits."

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

Tits on a Tuesday

something that is really nice , good or great, usually used in comparison to other actions or nouns.

"bro that cake was better than tits on a tuesday! and those are good!"

"this taco is like tits on a tuesday"

by Mr. Dr. Pf. Kevin June 17, 2012

bongo tit

This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.

Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass

by Halikosl August 29, 2009

tit muffler

A man or woman that often when having sexual intercourse loves to motorboat constantly without stopping for about a minute then proceeds to make sweet sweet love!

I hope you like me putting my face in your boobs cuz im a total tit muffler

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008