Bean

A cigarette.

Wanna go smoke a bean?

It's time for a bean.

by IFinesseBeans October 24, 2016

Elaine Bean

Noun - A hateful, shriveled shrew. A whiny, bitter, attention-seeking waste of oxygen.
Verb - To rant and rave on about a subject while providing no facts whatsoever. Likes to use words like "PINO".

Ex 1: I'm Elaine Bean! Reeee! Reeee! PINO! Reeee!

Ex 2: "Then Megan posted another anti-Trump meme. What an Elaine Bean."

by Jason Jismatt October 1, 2018

black bean bussy

a black bean bussy is wear a woman or man takes a shit and the woman uses it as lube or a dildo if the shit is hard

person one ''did you hear kyla gave shelby the black bean bussy last week?''

person two ''im super jelly i did that back in my teen years!!''

by superdong69 May 14, 2022

Bean Bat

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)

John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW

by Creamcheems June 8, 2021

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

bean

A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual

Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏

by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024