My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".
by oscartv July 5, 2012
Get the Ditch bag mug.tonight was a great night got a big mac value meal super sized and wine&bag the chick number staring at me as i left
by jae-o July 19, 2012
Get the wine&bag mug.A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.
My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?
by LizLemmon September 3, 2012
Get the Bag of scorpions mug.noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.
Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.
Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!
Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!
Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!
Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!
by Líf: Amigo de los Pájaros July 19, 2013
Get the Anxiety Bag mug.A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.
Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."
by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013
Get the tofu bag mug.A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
by Bag man August 25, 2013
Get the poison bag mug.Bag-flailing is when a person empties the contents of their backpack, satchel or purse onto floor of friend/relatives home trying to find something in the scattered cluster fuck of said bag.
Do you mind if i bag-flail on your floor so i can find my car keys, I don't want to do it on the sidewalk and look like a junky.
by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 11, 2013
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