Porn

A place we all went to when we were all WAY TO FUCKING YOUNG

Ooh? what's this place. Seems to be called? Pornhub? what's porn? I'll probably like it.

by CRO12321 May 30, 2024

Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.

Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt

by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021

boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.

All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn

by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021

Porn

The thing you watch at 3am

im watching pornhub

by shrek_lover12223 November 30, 2021

Live Porn

What people on mad monster weverse do when they're horny. Virtual roleplay sex between the kpop idols of your choice.

Sure *Sits on your lap*😏 "Good girl IU" "Xiao I want you so bad" "Let's get a live porn going babe, are you ready to be reminded what it's like to not be able to walk?"

by °JiminsWife♡ December 4, 2021

Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''

Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''

by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024