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John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro July 20, 2008
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John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
That Bitch is begging for john's river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
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John Johnson Day

The day on which you meet John Johnson.
"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"
by whatsit tooya February 4, 2022
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John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
by A-team fan February 26, 2011
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dear john nigga

A nigga usually filled with strong emotions , usually express these feelings towards women and might have developed these emotions through a heartbreak. These people usually respect women and show all their feelings too quickly through which ends up in a nigga being played , symptoms show through strongly depressed , anti-social, posting feelings through social media about wishing they could find love. Dear John niggas are usually looked down upon or made fun of.
Damn David is acting different again , he’s being a “Dear John nigga”.
by Sadnibbas June 13, 2018
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collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.
Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!
by Yuhboi December 20, 2016
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John Crispin Restoles

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!
by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019
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