Pheonix Flame Job

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.

Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.

by Brett27 October 28, 2005

Get a fucking job

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu

DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

by Super jo jo and friends July 15, 2016

job killing Republicans

When respondents over sixty reported they could quit their jobs if they would no longer need a job, just for the Health Care it provided, Republicans decided that the new health care plan could be considered a "Job Killer".
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.

If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.

Reporter; "I hope those listening understand when the Republicans say “job killing” they simply mean that any bill sponsored by Democrats that turns out to be successful would kill jobs of lobbyists for the healthcare industry. So, if you care about America, if you care about creating jobs for healthcare lobbyists, support the job-killing bill which ends health care and thus places more people at the mercy of healthcare companies. Right?"

Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'

Reporter; "job killing Republicans"

by the Toad March 16, 2011

Italian Job

gettin a hand job with marinara sauce as lube

the italian job is best done at a fazoli's

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 1, 2009

They Took Our Jobs!

A phrase coined by South Park, used when the "Goobacks," time immigrants from the future take the citizens of South Park's jobs by working for next to nothing.

"Let me show you to the coffee room, Mr. Glurrk."

Randy Marsh: (gasp) "They took my JOB!"

Stan Marsh: "They took yer job!"

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"Alright everyone, back to the pile."

"Back to the pile everyone, c'mon"

"Back to the pile!"

"Durk our durrr!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

Cocaine Nose-Job

The act of repairing a deviated septum by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of Cocaine over a period of time.

Scottie was doing so much blow, he had to go to the ER for a Cocaine Nose-Job.

by Irie McLovin August 15, 2008