eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 11, 2023

EAT MY INSIDES

When female gets too excited during intercourse

*Inserts a stick*
(Female)EAT MY INSIDES!!
(Male)CALM THE FXCK DOWN!

by mkjdncmdjmcjdm April 22, 2021

A eat

A girl that does a lot of dicks, which means she’s a hoe, an “eat eat bite bite”

“Naw gang dont fw her she a eat”

by BigZiyahh March 15, 2022

A eat

A eat is basically someone who does a lot of dicks & fucks with everybody & their homies.

“Naw gang dont fw her she a eat”

by BigZiyahh March 15, 2022

Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

National Eat coochie day

The day all females get the best head from Anyone . This holiday lies on August 3rd

"Hey Today August 3rd"

"Oh! its national Eat coochie day"

by Bustdownrollieavolanch July 30, 2022

Eat Poop and Die Strat

Can be classified as ingesting your own feces and soon after, die from most likely Hepatitis A.

Originated from the video game Ark Survival Evolved.

He is doing the Eat Poop and Die Strat.

by Mrpoopdeck February 19, 2021