Swiss Cake Roll

Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.

James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.

by Dan Lisk January 3, 2006

carrot-cake genius

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.

Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!

by Dybeck April 9, 2003

Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

by So Fresh So Clean April 25, 2013

father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)

-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!

by Kimmiebear November 26, 2010

alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014

sacred raisin cake

Derives from Bible references. Has become a euphemism for eating ass or anal sex. Especially amongst the Christian community. Also forbidden raisin cake.

The Bible refers to sacred raisin cake in Josea:3

by Chain link August 28, 2022

mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

by K!nG Ď June 7, 2016