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fecal brain condition

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.
by Cpugh March 2, 2019
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.
Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers
by ...V.... July 6, 2010
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Small town brain

When you grow up in a small town and your popular so you believe your attractive and smart. When you have a iq under 100 and you look like rocky dennis compared to most people.
That guy is dumb and ugly yet he acts like that must have a small town brain.
by Jasonknowsbitches August 20, 2016
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video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.
I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.
by THE STiG December 13, 2023
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Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.
Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.
by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025
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Brain

Pink thought spaghetti in your head that makes people do things and breathe or whatever
by someguysname April 6, 2021
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