Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.

Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.

by HashSkillet November 24, 2022

boob and tit torture

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022

Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica April 3, 2009

old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.

Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.

by Jiz rag May 13, 2005

bongo tit

This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.

Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass

by Halikosl August 29, 2009

shugga tits

when a gals tits appear as sweet as shugga to the eye

shugga tits is heater mantieful ya you know who you are sweet thang

by the wise skull January 21, 2011