by the tick tock man August 23, 2007
No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.
by RuralFervor February 10, 2022
A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.
Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”
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Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”
by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023
by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018
It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022
Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
by carsausage October 05, 2015
by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018