crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023

Dragon slayer

An annoying weapon used by 13-16 year olds who never went outside or showered the nanosecond they touched Roblox

Guy:Dragon slayer is such a annoying weapon
Girl:ikr why did they even add it

by zaralol44 September 28, 2023

Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body

man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.

by Psyclouse March 9, 2022

[Sad Dragon]

1. A person who has lost something or someone important to her, who he cared about.
2. When a person does not take care of what he has.

You are just like a sad dragon

by RealFelisa March 29, 2018

pussy dragon jujitsu

When an unshaved woman leg locks a man's head as he's eating her out she then rolls over flipping the man on his back and rides his face until she squirts up his nose making her secretions come out the man's mouth.

Last might my girlfriend did the pussy dragon jujitsu to me.

by Pussy dragon jujitsu December 28, 2024

Brown Dragon

This is when you are giving someone, or something, anal. After you finish, you get a lighter, and light your now brown shlong on fire and ejaculate flammable semen. As you do this, you will roar, like a dragon (of course) and proceed to run around, naked

BRO I JUST GAVE STEPHANIE CURRY THE MADDEST "Brown Dragon"
IT WAS SO LIT BRUH
I WOULD DO IT AGAIN DEFINITELY
I HAVE A 12 INCHER OH MY GAWDDD

by xX_Brown_Dragoner69420_Xx July 22, 2021

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022