1

1 is a number. why the hell do you even need an explanation what even is 1? are you stupid? do you have negative braincells?

guy1: How old is that child?
guy 2: that child is 1
guy1: cool! let's dropkick it!
guy2: you do it

by Guy_with_a_single_braincell January 18, 2022

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

The Crew 1

A Racing game Released in 2014 by Ubisoft. Unfortunately due to standard ubisoft shittery it is online only and will be shut down March 31st 2024 making it completely unplayable. this move has caused severe controversy to the point that famous half life youtuber accursed farms is threatening a lawsuit.

Did you see ubisoft is pulling more bullshit? they're making The Crew 1, A game i spent 60 dollars on completely fucking unplayable

by fokin wanker January 21, 2024

1 in 7

The number for 1 in how many people experience sexual gratification from poo.

Wow! I heard Kailani is 1 in 7! You have her number?

by GoodPiggie June 16, 2025

That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.

John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023

nothing headphones (1)

One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.

the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.

by why are russian girls so cute August 29, 2025