Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

Parking garage 69

A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.

Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.

by Bosschick69 December 21, 2019

park kid

High school students who go to Fort Collins High school that hangout at the park next to the school. They do drugs, drink, fuck around and are complete brain dead cunts. The park is off school grounds so the kids there can't get in trouble for doing drugs.

Jack is a park kid, so we know he's high in class.

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

The park

The park is a park next to Fort Collins High School where all the park kids or stoners go to do drugs and fuck around. The park is not on school property so the park kids can't get in trouble by the school when smoking during the day.

Kid 1"bro let's go to the park and get high as fuck!"

Kid 2" ok mane I'm down."

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

park head

the kind of rumor that dumbasses start for attention because, ya know. geneseo.

oh shit man did u hear about chris? i heard he gave jay some park head.

by bitchhoe6969 April 22, 2019

Highland Park girls

Highland Park people are people who live in highland park and go to the Highland Park High School. They think they are better than everyone else because they have a lot of money. What they don’t know is that people from other schools are actually richer then them but it just doesn’t seem like it because private school costs tons of money. If you go to this school you mist likely vape and drink alcohol, if not then ur considered not cool. They always dress really inappropriately and act like they run the world. They also claim to be very smart..... but they are very wrong. The other schools around them are learning material for people 3 years older than them, while HP people are learning at their own level. They are also very mean and consist of a lot of bully’s. They don’t know how to be nice.

Someone from a private school: “did you see that Highland Park girls Instagram post?”
Another girl: “omg yeah it was so inappropriate”
Someone from a private school: “why do they think they are better than everyone?”

by Yeeeeyeeecowboyjuice April 22, 2019