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Mrs Smith

1. A phrase ordinarily used to refer to either the neighbour watching, or potentially watching, your sexual activities. The concept is usually phrased as a joke when you and your partner are having sex in a revealing area, such as a backyard verandah or with the blinds open.

2. Said as a joke, usually accompanied by a sexual gesture (i.e. a slap on the ass or imitating fingering your partner with two fingers), when wanting to fuck your partner in an area where the neighbour could see.
#1 - (said in backyard) Aww baby, i want to bury my balls in your ass!

#2 - Hahahaha - Mrs Smith!!!
by the real mirroring cockhead March 19, 2009
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mr. 1000

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Wow, that was an amazing outburst. My views on mentally and emotionally pubescent girls have been permanently altered. Really, you don't like what I write, so you try to bash me. Ingenious. After all, free speech is just an illusion, and girls should be able to smell, look, and act like sluts and not be treated as such (I don't give people shit who don't give me shit, but I treat people like they can expect to be treated). Here's an idea, little girl. Why don't you go back to shopping for frilly things and pretending your life is full and enjoyable, and leave the thinking and talking to me. Bitching will not get your mind and soul back.
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Mr. 1000 sez think before you write and think before you talk. Otherwise, you will be exposed for the cretin you are.

P.S.
You don't know what I can do with my prick. If I ever got mentally castrated and became a pedophile, which is the only way I would go near a whore like you without a hazard suit, I would fucking rip through your little pussy. Forget that little orgasm, I'd give you a mother fucking PAINGASM-and that means no more G-spot. You would have to say good bye to the little diversion you get from putting out, meaning you would get only the pain from giving up a parcel of your existence. When I'd be done with you, you would have to close up that sperm bank you call a vagina and actually contribute with society.
by Mr. 1000 December 9, 2008
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Mr. Bojangles

a incredibely amazing name for a penis
WOAHHHHH look at trevors Mr. Bojangles!!!! (amazingg)
by mybigwilly October 10, 2008
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Mr. Worldwide

Person 1: "Hey you heard that <Insert Name> has the coronavirus?"
Person 2: "Yeah I heard they're going all Mr. Worldwide. <Insert Name> is traveling to London tommorow. Then Russia. Then Egypt. Then the Moon"
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 22, 2020
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Mr Sir

That little Snail icon on MSN. His name is Mr Sir. He has a wife, but no children.
Hollie: I divorced Mr Sir.
Alda: I disapprove. Now he will slunder away.
by Phobia Girl June 25, 2009
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Mrs Bayliss

1. -When you stick each of your fingers in a womens ass, then she licks each one clean.

2. -When a womens breath smells like poo.
1. -She turned into Mrs Bayliss last night.

-I got some Mrs bayliss action.

2. -Shes' got Bayliss breath.
by Mrs Bayliss April 7, 2010
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mr. garrisoned

When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.
"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"

Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man
by Akx92 June 14, 2018
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