(noun) A junior enlisted or new private's exceptionally loose female thing that is ready for duty or deployment for sex at a moments notice at the barracks, in the car, at the club, or wherever most convenient. There is no emotional attachment only physical gratification on a moments notice especially during a dry spell. Such person will be a frequent user of multiple social media outlets to obtain much sex from new enlisted personnel.
"Dude, who was the skanky female waiting for you at the end of the day outside the barracks?" "Bro, that was just my standby ho."
by somethingwicked July 17, 2016
Get the Standby Homug. 
An old pimp car like the old style drop-top Impalas from gangsta rap videos, all tricked out with hydraulic suspension lifters and fuzzy dice.
by Gorgeous-Randy-Flamethrower November 6, 2018
Get the ho-runnermug. Reggie: “ I just started my job today”
Jerome:” oh yeah where at?”
Reggie: “Unidine”
Jerome: “Bruh that makes you Unidine Ho”
Jerome:” oh yeah where at?”
Reggie: “Unidine”
Jerome: “Bruh that makes you Unidine Ho”
by JerseyBoyWithAMagnum February 28, 2021
Get the Unidine Homug. Soul mate that gives you multiple orgasms. A best friend and lover that is a freak in bed but only for you.
by wild79child April 29, 2014
Get the soul homug. by dlfl March 5, 2022
Get the Ho ringsmug.