“Liam” is an internet acronym standing for “Fucking autistic,” used as a abusive phrase or form of harassment issued after someone has done something considered fucking queer .14 July 2022
by PecksterLol July 14, 2022
Get the Liam birdmug. by Ripping86 August 1, 2025
Get the Feeding the birdsmug. to wanna fuck a angry bird
guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021
Get the Angry bird sexualmug. My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol
by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022
Get the Birdmug. Aight I only went through page 1 but I haven't seen the definition I'm used to. In construction, bird-dogging is when you stand there watching someone work while doing fuck all yourself. Usually the bird-dog is a safety guy doing an audit or a foreman with nothing better to do. If you're unlucky, it's the supernintendo looking for a reason to turf your ass. I learned this in scaffolding and ironworking. There are ways to let your boys know you got eyes on you, such as calling for a 7 foot tube. You can also get creative and come up with your own codes though. Don't get caught doing stupid shit out there and always ALWAYS tie off.
Ground guy: "7 foot tube!"
Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"
Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"
Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"
Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"
Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"
Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"
by treefuckerOG June 30, 2023
Get the Bird-dogmug. Northern English slang for a women with aesthetically pleasing features, often larger than normal breasticles and bodacious derrière.
"Oi, you fucking what! You've got a face like a slapped arse but you have a well lush bird. Might just have to nick'er from ya, ya posh fuck."
by ChillTFO July 24, 2016
Get the Lush Birdmug. The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
Get the Bird Blindnessmug.