Acid Brain

A person who is so washed on Acid that any level of contemplation is incoherent and can hardly mutter a few words a when speaking.

kid 1"Hey did jhonny pass his driving test"
kid 2"Nah hes so Acid Brain he wrecked"
kid 1"What a tard

by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024

Brain Slide

Brain Slide is a brain illness where you feel like your head is sliding along in your head. most common for Henriks

Are you having a Brain Slide Henrik?

by Dolphineman June 11, 2020

monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.

Damn rea is so Monkey-brained

by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021

Alford Dominicks brain

Myth Hypothetical genius and has super powers

Alford Dominicks brain can let him fly and do other cool stuff like super heros or villians

by Coalmining49 September 11, 2025

Brain

To stab someone in the head.

"Walker, brain it!"

by Jimbojonesjimmy July 5, 2025

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025