K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.
by jehovah's wetness December 17, 2018
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by SomeHotTakis August 02, 2018
Some annoying twins and a girl. They’re the teachers pet but secretly hate him. One twin likes the girl the others gay.
Person 1: hey did you hear Cheri and Cyrus date? Person 2: yea what about kaleb? The other twin person 1: Oh,That niqqa dead Person 2: Oh they were the 2 C’s and 1 K.
by Niggawhyuneeed know March 15, 2020
your just there vibing, and some kid says hes got an m and k, and noone has a clue of what he means.
Person 1: "yo mans got an m and k"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"
by cheeseburgerburgercheese October 13, 2020
Some stupid shit noone knows about, some stupid kid playing keyboard and mouse on minecraft xbox one edition, and noone knows what he means.
Person 1: "yo mans got an m and k"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"
by cheeseburgerburgercheese October 13, 2020
When an IRC operator /kick's you from the channel that you're chatting in, and then uses the /ban command to block you permanently.
In general, the act of taking away someone's access to the commons by enforcing arbitrary internet hierarchy rules.
In general, the act of taking away someone's access to the commons by enforcing arbitrary internet hierarchy rules.
"I haven't used Twitter in fourteen years because I signed up when it launched and got my own real name as my @ handle, but then I told someone else to 'go die in a fire' and the moderators k-banned me."
"Lol the CTO was fucking with malicious plugins for Teams video chat so our Microsoft broker threw the whole organization a k-ban. Now nobody's getting shit done until he can find a new subcontractor to license our entire office suite through."
"Lol the CTO was fucking with malicious plugins for Teams video chat so our Microsoft broker threw the whole organization a k-ban. Now nobody's getting shit done until he can find a new subcontractor to license our entire office suite through."
by OwenF January 26, 2023