Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

Richie Syndrome

A guy who often does things for a specific woman, who has absolutely no interest in him whatsoever other than using his
services. The non sexual kind. Even going as far as to proclaim love in the most awkward of situations.

Guy 1 " Damn, he's at it again. "

Guy 2 " What's happening ? "
Guy 1 " James is bringing that girl lunch again. She doesn't even like him. "
Guy 2 " Damn Richie Syndrome. There's no cure for that is there ? "
Guy 1 " Growing a pair. "

by Pochinko October 14, 2012

Steamroller's Syndrome

When you watch all of an anime or TV series as fast as possible and then get depressed because you wish there was more to watch.

Dude I just watched all of Initial D and now I have Steamroller's Syndrome.

by DJhotenchilada July 2, 2015

Spaztastitationacatorium Syndrome

a disease where severe spaztastitation (spaz attacks) occur due to being introduced to unfamiliar feelings, light, or colors.

that chick who added this word had a severe case of Spaztastitationacatorium Syndrome.

by Living-sin March 2, 2008

Diana Syndrome

Once you engage in sexual intercourse with a female named Diana (a Dirty Diana) you will contract Diana Syndrome - An incurable disease built for the streets, meaning although she gets with the whole gang you will continue to run back to her... eventually belonging to the streets yourself.

you forgot his is got Diana Syndrome.. his not even worth it.

by fullysickbaby September 16, 2020

Magpie Syndrome

The Magpie Syndrome is the condition of clumsiness. Resulting in having the Magpie Syndrome, you will become much clumsier than your usual self. Most likely, you will trip and fall every minute or so. The Magpie Syndrome is a very contagious condition that may be fatal. If the effects of the Magpie Syndrome are serious enough, it would be known as the Black-billed Magpie Syndrome. The Black-billed Magpie Syndrome is a branched off adaptation of the Magpie Syndrome. It contains the same effects of the Magpie Syndrome; however, the effects would result in more harmful injuries.

"Oh no, Fatima A contracted the Black-billed Magpie Syndrome! She fell over the sidewalk and now is bleeding from her forehead."

by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022

Hanson Syndrome

Hanson syndrome- A state of mind in which the person is more insane it brings offense to the name psycho. This state of being is where one person is so crazy they must have the Hanson syndrome

That girl Samantha must have the Hanson Syndrome

by Tyshhs August 10, 2020