The law of the gods and the council of the boys points out and defines that the word SIMP directly translates to Jack O’ Reilly ....
Amen And Preach 🍆
Amen And Preach 🍆
“You know MC big muscle ?”
“Yeah he’s Fallen into a trap called being a SIMP “
“Who’s he simping to “
“Every girl that’s ever existed, especially ones by the name of CIARA and Amelia”
“Yeah he’s Fallen into a trap called being a SIMP “
“Who’s he simping to “
“Every girl that’s ever existed, especially ones by the name of CIARA and Amelia”
by NotSimp August 21, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 
by adryblajj September 9, 2020
Get the Insta Simpmug. A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023
Get the Simpmug. A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A dirty little kid who is a simp for anything that breathes and will do anything, even throw his friends under the bus for the slightest bit of attention. Someone who thinks too much about what others think of him but doesn't realize what people close to him think. Most importantly the simp fauna will always live within someone
"Hey did you hear about how Niklas told that girl all of our secrets"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"
by #simp4georgia February 1, 2021
Get the simp faunamug. He committed/protected/provided for a women that doesn't not respect him, the relationship or reciprocated that same level of effort in terms sexual exclusivity. This beta Simp is a Will Smith.
by Amara K April 7, 2022
Get the Simpmug.