Shit Kobe

When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.

Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash

by Mkl1990 October 20, 2021

Hut shit

This word was created by the people that live in Academy Gardens
(It’s another word for saying Oh shit)

When something cool happens you have to say hut shit hut shit

by Flavor Cash July 3, 2021

Sandwich Shit

When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.

Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?

Guy: Sandwich shit!

by mrincredible September 10, 2012

Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

shit barf

The act of vomiting while defacating.

Who the hell shit barfed in my bathroom!?

by Charles Browndick November 9, 2012

shit minge

Arsehole, chocolate starfish, ring piece

Where is Gibbo?

He's out back fucking the missus up the shit minge

by sailorgaz July 23, 2012

Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013