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carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!
by DietCyanide November 8, 2018
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Sandwich banger

For people who eat a bit too much so they develop a sexual interest in sandwiches
“Shut up you sandwich banger”
Or

Jesus Christ I could throw a Molotov cocktail through your window so fast you couldn’t even finish fucking that sandwich you brain dead sandwich banger!”
by T00lbox123 August 20, 2021
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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Ice-cream Sandwich

The act of ejaculating in to ones hands and slapping a person across there faces making a ice-cream sandwich.
by Stroke Me Daddy March 11, 2022
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semi-sandwich

half of a sandwich. semi-sandwiches are usually made by cutting the bread in half, then putting in the other stuff.
person1: I'm hungry but I don't think I could finish a whole sandwich. person2: You should just have a semi-sandwich.
by Jarvis123 August 24, 2009
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The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex
You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.
by hogert fargum September 21, 2025
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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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