vancey Poo the Californian

The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend

Omg he just flirted with my boyfriend, don’t worry he’s just a Vancey Poo the Californian.

by IAMVANCEYPOOTHECALIFORNIAN June 14, 2023

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

Poo moment

A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.

A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.

by warsi-saab November 8, 2020

Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

Poo

A word used my 7 year olds who wear the same shorts and t-shirt every single day that leaves other 7 year olds in hysterics.

Elliott: Hey Rowan. Poo.
Rowan: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKWJSCTJSGWVKEHSBWNKEIE ELLIOTT UR SO FRICKIN FUNNY
Elliott: Hey you swore you said the f word
Rowan: No i didn- Oh no please don’t tell mummy

by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021

Poo Crew

To leave human excrement in public and often inappropriate places.

A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed

B: You did what??

A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets

by Johann von Hosenschlange November 9, 2011

poo

you when you look at yourself in the mirror .

im such a poo

by lily2324 November 2, 2019