Potato Effect

The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts

Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.

by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!

Ewwwww! A potato basket!

by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013

Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.

Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!

by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.

She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip

by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024