Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018

Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.

Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.

by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018

pocket haul

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.

Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.

by Pancho777 August 2, 2020

Reverse Pizza Pocket

When you fuck a girl really hard and she has a prolapse. Then you lick and nibble on the prolapse like your enjoying a pizza pocket.

Girl I'm hungry for a reverse pizza pocket. Spread then ass cheeks! I'm ready order!

by Horse Meat Chalupa November 14, 2023

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin

Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls

by BML60 May 2, 2022

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017