un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.

Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.

by RhiaW. February 15, 2022

Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)

U r such a Jesus..

by Kyshwore February 18, 2022

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022

jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.

Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.

by anonymous November 27, 2020