Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Bean

Someone (or something) you kinda just wanna pick up and protect for the rest of your life.

"Bro my sibling is a fucking bean if anything happened to them I don't think humanity would live to see what happens next"

by Bedge April 25, 2020

Bean

Zaid

Zaid's a bean

by Helloo August 4, 2017

Cool Beans

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.

Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021