ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

ho

a garden tool (don't get it mixed up with hoe)

i will use a ho in the garden.

by lolthatbitchjosie February 4, 2023

Longsword Ho

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon

“hand me my longsword ho!”

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021

ho her out

To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.

Hey man can I get with Krissy tonight ?
Sure, after I ho her out she's all yours.

by PROBUM December 22, 2015

poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.

My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.

by Finn0123 January 2, 2017

Ho-Hum

the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.

arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.

by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2018