A game that keeps adding high fire rate weapons that do 25 plus damage it doesnt matter how good you are with shotgun, your fucked because that only does 25 damage
"Have you played Fortnite?" "Yeah its really fun all you do is hold down fire and you win. And developers hop on my casual ass dick all day so I spend money on it.
by Fortfucked July 17, 2018
A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.
Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*
by Amogusss June 13, 2022
A new popular game that everyone goes crazy for. The game consists of virgins, losers, and people who don't have anything good to do with their life. V-Bucks is SUPER expensive!! They are trying to get you to buy everything new added to the game. Fortnite also makes you broke too.
Person 1: Hey do you play fortnite?
Person 2: Umm.. No
Person 1: Here trying playing fortnite for the first time..
Person 2: *plays fortnite for the first time*
Person 2: OMG I WANT EVERY SINGLE SKIN IN THIS GAME!!! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Person 3: *walks in the room* wow what a loser. Get a life.
Person 2: Umm.. No
Person 1: Here trying playing fortnite for the first time..
Person 2: *plays fortnite for the first time*
Person 2: OMG I WANT EVERY SINGLE SKIN IN THIS GAME!!! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Person 3: *walks in the room* wow what a loser. Get a life.
by Zanaxx July 03, 2018
Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
by writteara December 12, 2020
A game made for people with the mental age of 2 days old. This game is a real life version of the ' i will never loose my virginity' card.
by The guy that submitted this March 10, 2019
by shortbus78 August 06, 2018
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by cladymore74 April 30, 2019