chris warnica

In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!

Let’s pull a Chris Warnica and hit the school forrest for a good ol’ time.

by doctorproctortheboatsailingdoc March 27, 2024

Chris

Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.

"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"

by tfhb669 March 28, 2024

Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.

girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice

by bigblakballs July 2, 2021

Chris

That one kid that is a rebel doesn't like doing things and likes fnaf

That kid Chris is a pretty big fan of fnaf

I know right

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 10, 2021

Chris

The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.

I just shit my pants, I’m such a Chris.

by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021