Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him

TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest

by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022

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A gay fag with a 1 inch wonder normally a fat music student who is the physical form of cancer. He is a deformed retard.

DAVE:He’s such a Chris

ADAM:fuck ikr he’s a nigger faggot

by Mother ducker May 21, 2018

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A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.

I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow

by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023

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een kk mongool

hij is echt een chris niemand mag hem

by chrisisgayaf March 28, 2022

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a rlly hot dude who likes taramisu and chrispy boi. drinks alot of preworkout until face tingles and is a legit babe. also extremly comfy pillow to cuddle.

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018

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