Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

The Imaginary Friend

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two

When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.

by dan6661 December 14, 2010

Camping Friends

The same kids that you hangout with every year on your family camping trip, which is always on the same weekend as them. Camping friends often engage in stupid and pointless activities, making fires, pissing off old ladies, and melting mosquitoes with aerosol flamethrowers.

friend:"hey text me if you're bored up there with only your family.."
me:"dont worry, my camping friends are always up there when I go"
friend:"ugh well I have no other friends :("

by B rad G 401 January 17, 2009

friend voice

The voice you use when telling a story for someone's dialogue who is a friend of yours. Usually it's just your regular voice, if you agree with their opinion.

I had a sandwich and Molly was like, (asshole voice)"All you eat are sandwiches. Your life has to be so depressing." But then Dave walked up and was like, (friend voice)"Don't you just love their sandwiches here?"

by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009

friend-slut

A person who has many friends of the opposite sex. People like chat-buddies, school friends or outside-of-school friends.

Friend 1 looks through Friend 2's chat contacts.

Friend 1: Whoa! Why do you have sooo many contacts?
Friend 2: Uh...maybe because I have so many friends?
Friend 1: Argh...friend-slut!

by Sarcas Humour (The Original) September 1, 2013