ryan and allyssa

they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth

ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"

also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 27, 2022

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Ryan

ryan is my bf he’s literally great. hes rlly funny and stuff. hes a little slow but whtv. he always had the best storys and hes actually very kind. i literally love him sm but like im scared to say that. im sure he knows tho. anyway hes my favorite person ever. hes very good at comforting people. if you have a ryan keep him pls cuz like hes the best thing thats ever happened to me

if your name is ryan, hello

by Graccerz October 3, 2022

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Ryan

Shortest guy you'll ever meet. Probably Asian and can't reach door handles. Also does good in school and is somewhat athletic.

He is so short. He must be a Ryan

by hoibye October 10, 2022

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Ryan Tobson

A person who is so famous that literally everyone has heard of them.

Have you heard of Ryan Tobson? Of course you have! Everyone has!

by Ryan Tobson October 11, 2022

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Ryan Move

A transaction in fantasy football where the move fringes on the fairness of the game. A move that takes advantage of a person of lesser knowledge. A move that happens immediately after a breaking news where no other player (especially those who are busy working) has a fair opportunity to seize an opportunity solely based on timing.

Ryan immediately picked up superstar QB after he was cleared of all rape charges. No more then 30 seconds past before the transaction occurred in our fantasy league vs actual news announcement. That’s a Ryan move

by Jmv20 October 12, 2022

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