Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

by Acko Morales March 11, 2021

You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

by Endr9 February 4, 2020

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

National suck and grab your guy bestfriends dicks day 29 june, go and grab your besties dick

Duke; Hey Charlotte can you suck and grab my dick? it’s National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

charlotte: Sure duke! :)

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head

Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off

by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021

suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

by angryboy July 24, 2006