FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.

Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012

Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work

Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"

by janielletin October 3, 2014

Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022

Facebook Glancing

A less creepy way of telling someone that you've been Facebook stalking them for hours if not days.

Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?

Girl: How did you know I work there...?

Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.

by Jacked313 December 20, 2012

FaceBook

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.

Hey jerry let’s do Genz jokes on Facebook everyone will laugh hahaha

by Α January 13, 2022

facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs

facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol

by juddily June 30, 2022

Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 6, 2017