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Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE
peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
mugGet the Hair boozemug.

Misgendered Hair

Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.
You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.
by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024
mugGet the Misgendered Hairmug.

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare
by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021
mugGet the barn hair don't caremug.

doll hair

p1: lets go to the doll hair store
p2: ight bet

p1: you got a doll hair?
p2: im broker than a mf
by gottadollhair? February 11, 2023
mugGet the doll hairmug.

hair anniversary

Celebrating a hairstyle that you have been getting a year or more
My hair anniversary with twist is a year
by Braidsfordays July 31, 2018
mugGet the hair anniversarymug.

Hair-icidal

I'm not Hair-icidal I swear
by Virgin123 September 6, 2019
mugGet the Hair-icidalmug.

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