Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

j

i am trying if it works

i dont known j

by estranged November 22, 2021

Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.

Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

J word

A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.

At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."

by dayman2010 June 1, 2023

Freedom J's

'Freedom J' refers to a United States dollar, or the legal tender of the USA. Similar to "Freedom Eagles", "Bucks", "Big greens", or other slag terms. Freedom J's can be any bill size or amount, but in singular usually implies a count of 1 dollar bills.

"Do you know what a good minecraft hosting service is? Cause I'm about to blow some freakin FREEDOM J'S"

"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"

by Megacharlie October 11, 2022

J lips

When someone is on the verge of crying and putting their lips in a j shape

Did you see nixon and dougy both hit J lips today

by Dean gall aka big deano November 2, 2021