Crack-a-doodle-licous

Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.

Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!

by DLS59 January 7, 2022

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Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

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crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)

P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh

by moosetwin November 7, 2022

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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him

Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing

by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022

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the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022

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