Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater
by monkeyknuckles94 January 04, 2010
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bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 02, 2011
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Ice brain

That creep is an ice brain
by Operator36 March 09, 2023
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false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages
by a lack of validation November 08, 2020
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anti-brain

When you are so dumb, you have a brain that uses all its braincells into making you dumber than if you just didn't have a brain
"Everyone in this discord server has an anti-brain please help"
by SeñorJefferyDahmerthethird October 11, 2022
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Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 09, 2025
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