could jesus suck his own dick

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

by jesus.net April 20, 2018

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

National suck and grab your guy bestfriends dicks day 29 june, go and grab your besties dick

Duke; Hey Charlotte can you suck and grab my dick? it’s National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

charlotte: Sure duke! :)

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

National suck on your homie's balls day

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)

Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??

by Yesterday PS3D September 30, 2021

Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head

Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off

by Dj-wazzinadog October 05, 2021

You know what song really SUCKS?

Story of a Girl by Nine Days. When I was in school every day when I would wake up in the morning they would play that stupid song a lot. It was a really stupid song, they never even had a hit ever since...

You know what song really SUCKS?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

You know what song really sucks?

Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by the band Nine Days.

When I was a kid back in 3rd and 4th grade they would play this song a lot and I thought it was so fucking annoying. That song really gets on my nerves and is super cheesy. It takes me back to the late 90s early 2000s era, and I hated that era.

You know what song really sucks?

by WorseThanHitler December 19, 2020

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

by Acko Morales March 11, 2021