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Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
by Acko Morales March 11, 2021
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your sucking the meat off his penis

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.
Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.
by Dagger dic September 30, 2020
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National suck on your homie's balls day

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)
Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??
by Yesterday PS3D September 29, 2021
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You know what song really sucks?

Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by the band Nine Days.

When I was a kid back in 3rd and 4th grade they would play this song a lot and I thought it was so fucking annoying. That song really gets on my nerves and is super cheesy. It takes me back to the late 90s early 2000s era, and I hated that era.
by WorseThanHitler December 19, 2020
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could jesus suck his own dick

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself
by jesus.net April 19, 2018
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suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"
"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"
by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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