The Bull Rider

a competitive sex act where the female straddles the male, and she reaches back to squeeze his balls like a vise and hold on for 8 seconds.

"I got this bruise on the side of my head last night, because me and my Ol' man tried The Bull Rider and he bucked me off after 7 seconds into the wall."

by Circle23 November 4, 2017

sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.

Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.

by rw3arm November 6, 2017

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

not gana ride a hover board

Pussy

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy

by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

Tandem wheelchair ride

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair

Hey baby wanna go on a Tandem wheelchair ride

by Choptastic October 18, 2018

steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

by snipe69horses March 19, 2019