Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

simp

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

by yeetson November 20, 2020

Simp

A guy who tryna flirt with every girl on discord.

Please be aware of a guy named Anny if you are on discord, mf is a Simp lord.

by Many September 5, 2021

Simp

Brendan Rumsey

Oh that guys is such a fucking simp

by Peterford_1989 February 18, 2020

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Simp

S.uper
I.ntelligent

M.inecraft
P.layer

He’s such a simp

by Lucarse March 17, 2021