Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021

The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.

There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.

by Grenville Collins, August 03, 2007

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 05, 2021

Jem-crack

Not only is she my "wife" but also the most rockiness person on the earth!!

jENNIFER fIONA sTOCK

by Ashcrack August 07, 2003

The AB Crack-rail

When you take a crack hit and a hot rail and hold them both in together until you get an AB bell ringer.

Did you see Angie take that hot rail? Yeah! Did you see BJ take that crack-hit? Yeah! Did you see them both take that hot-rail and that crack-hit at the same time? Yeah! That's the AB bell ringer aka the AB crack-rail.

by Angie from the block June 11, 2024

crack a reddy

To shotgun a redbull

I am about to go crack a reddy.

by Envieux December 26, 2020

crack dat nigga

A person of African American ethnicity that chooses to just up and take whatever he ir she wants for free. This is what you must do to thwart the illegal activity.

This dude is stealing from us blindly, someon crack dat nigga.

by MaDpUp March 07, 2022