Cracked

My friend justin is very cracked

This is my friend justin he's already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite my guy. huuuuuuuuu

by ButtCheekBanger January 12, 2021

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

Cracked

Cracked is a term to mean somebody is a fucking sweat that killed you last game... basically

Watch out. That asshole is cracked

by That Mofucka April 16, 2020

-crack

Suffix replacing last syllable of a word to indicate addictive qualities. Popularized by evercrack and warcrack.

Danii: Want to party with me tonight?
Jacques: Can't, playing Ever-crack.

by null_device December 18, 2008

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Dih to your crack

it really is

Dih to your crack name 15 retards

by WinnieLemon May 11, 2025