Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

dragoned

Something that became a dragon in the past

“the dragoned orange” ( the orange turned into a dragon )

by unfunnyperson April 23, 2021

imagine dragon

Its a band. Look at the sentence for more information.

Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face.

by noodlesucker_69420 January 6, 2022

pussy dragon jujitsu

When an unshaved woman leg locks a man's head as he's eating her out she then rolls over flipping the man on his back and rides his face until she squirts up his nose making her secretions come out the man's mouth.

Last might my girlfriend did the pussy dragon jujitsu to me.

by Pussy dragon jujitsu December 28, 2024

Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.

Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020

Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people

“Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon”

by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019

dragon wolf

Dragon wolf is Paul, the most badass motha fucka on the block, catch him in the day blazing the mountains, and at night Drifting the most treacherous mountains known to man howling good squad at the moon.

Look at pscud the dragon wolf poon slayer getting sideways.

by Yusogayy July 16, 2014