Chris

A dumbass

My friend Chris can’t spell Gatorade so he is a dumbass

by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023

Chris Keinplan

An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......

yeah Chris Keinplan is a fucking dick

by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017

Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him

TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest

by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022

Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla is a big NPC who gets no women.

"Look at that big Chris Kutyla over there."
"OMG he's a big Chris Kutyla!"

by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020

chris

a rlly hot dude who likes taramisu and chrispy boi. drinks alot of preworkout until face tingles and is a legit babe. also extremly comfy pillow to cuddle.

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018