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Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine
Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner
by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022
mugGet the Nose Bonermug.

Boner Dab

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.
by Boner Dab January 4, 2017
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Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022
mugGet the Strategic bonermug.

boner

when all they guys get hard for that one hoe
"BROO HAVE U SEEN HER ASS"

"it's juicy"
"it's thick as hell"
"bro my dick just got real hard"
"U GOT A BONER!!"
by dilfffloverrr69 December 26, 2021
mugGet the bonermug.

Boner

I got a boner
by Peter Griffin420 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.
Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner
by SmashTheState May 22, 2023
mugGet the whiskey bonermug.

Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.
"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Turbo-Bonermug.

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