South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.

She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.

by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018

ur grandpap trap

Next best thing after “ur granny tranny”
Every time this is said, the planets rotate around the dun 5 times in ten seconds.

Bill: ur granny tranny
Bob: don’t make me do it
Bill: DO IT PUSSY
Bob: Ur grandpap trap
*Bills gets exploded and the earth is ruled by bob.

by YEET.BOI May 24, 2018

Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.

I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap

The all time best roast ever said

Tim: ur mom gay
Me: ur grandpap a trap
Tim:(dies)

by Ur gaybois June 6, 2018

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

by Dmart891 June 23, 2018

White Person Trap

noun, countable, intangible -When a black rapper or artist adds one or two, or maybe even three, n-words in a forgettable spot in a song, such as in the middle of an uninteresting verse or bridge; only to be accidentally rediscovered by an unsuspecting white person singing along or doing karaoke. Unrelated with trap music, traps, and trap houses.

Person 1: Damn, Early 2010’s Nicki Minaj was the queen of the white person trap; she did it in Anaconda, Super Bass, and Stupid Hoe.

Person 2: I know, I was at a karaoke bar the other day, 20-something white girl was drunkenly singing “Anaconda”, freaked her the fuck out. She ended up saying “real country-ass neighbor”.

by He is one thousand July 5, 2018

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018